Video Game Violence - Why FPS Games Stop You From Killing People

We're sure you've all heard people complaining about violent video games and the negative effect they have on our society, but what if that is the complete oposite of whats really going on,

Keep playing these games and you wont need to kill anyone in real life (quite as badly)

What if games like Grand Theft Auto and Borderlands are whats keeping us from running out and killing hundreds of people. Surely you've seen a large group of office workers or students and though about how awesome it would be to blow them all up with a grenade?

A bunch of office wankers (i wonder if they'd all crowd around a pipe bomb if a through one?)

Instead of finding somewhere that actually sells grenades, running back to the group, pulling the pin and watching as they all get blown in the air, you can just turn on your xbox360 or ps3, insert the shiny disc of GTA IV and perform all your dastardly deeds in a virtual city, relieving stress and tension without hurting anyone!

Even Buddhist monks have spoken out about the positive and

relaxing effect of violent video games!

These precious machines may be all that's keeping you from punching your grandma

Now imagine if this option was unavailable, if the only way to get the satifaction of watching stuff blow up was to actually go out and make it happen in reality, what if there was no virtual output for all your whack-a-guy-in-the-face-with-a-baseball-bat needs, what happens then? If violent video games were to be banned then crime rates would rise dramatically, as there is no other way to live out those stress relieving actions.

This is what happens when you ban violent games!

This has already been proven (in theory) by an article we stumbled upon about a guy called Daniel Petric who killed his mom when she didn't let him play Halo 3. Take away the game, then the trouble starts!

''Gained the lead''

This case was simply dismissed as a case of insanity, here is part of the article: ''Petric's defense attorneys had argued that he was not guilty by reason of insanity, claiming that he was dangerously addicted to Halo 3'' During the trial the judge said "I firmly believe that Daniel Petric had no idea at the time he hatched this plot that if he killed his parents they would be dead forever" All these excuses are of course hiding a massive web of lies that no one has dared to touch...until now.

Dr Craig Anderson has conducted a large amount of research into how violent video games are effecting people often mentioning that they have a greater effect on our behaviour than movies or tv due to the level of interaction, however we have not been able to find one example of Dr Anderson conducting any studies on violent movies nor comparing the effect that movies have with that of video games, so where does Dr Anderson get these ''facts''?

He probably never even played Doom

From the government of course! The government want us to be afraid of playing violent video games and are trying desprately to ban them, but why? What to they get out of crime rates rising, and people going crazy? The trust of the people, thats what!

With society breaking down into chaos the people will need someone to protect them, they'll turn to the government and the military for aid. And in their desperation for a peaceful society the people will give away all their power to the Elite!

Because of video games crime rates are falling, people are happier than ever and there's not much the New World Order hates more that happy people!!

Happy birthday indeed

But this isn't the only reason for getting rid of violent video games. Oh no people, we've only just begun scratch the surface of unravelling this deep and shoking conspiracy, the next horrifying piece of this million part jiggsaw puzzle of deciet lies in a country most of you have probably never heard of, the little known, god forsaken, desert nation of Australia.

Maaaate

Valve's co-oprative multiplayer shooter Left 4 Dead 2 needed to be altered drasticaly for the Australian release due to the fact that the Australian Classifications Board has no 18+ rating for games and L4D2 had to be released under 15+,

Valve's super awesome co-op zombie shooter Left 4 Dead 2

This altered version contains no dismemberment and just feels broken, here is what an Autralian xbox 360 editor at ign.com had to say: ''Look, I'm no sadist – I don't get off on violence, but I do like decapitating zombies. That's not wrong. I must have been leaking the lizard when the Australian Classifications Board suddenly deemed the undead 'too realistic' to be savaged by virtual machetes and cricket bats. Censorship sucks.''

Another quote from the same editor: ''When I launch a grenade at a group of zombies, I expect results. I expect impact; if not limbs flying, then certainly flaming corpses or a satisfying gush of blood. What happens in the Australian Left 4 Dead 2? The target zombies disappear - I mean completely and instantaneously vanish BEFORE the grenade hits them.''

A whole bunch of zombies were killed here, doesn't look like it does it?

As mentioned, the ACB claimed that the zombies are too realistic saying there was "insufficient delineation between the depiction of general zombie figures and the human figures."

The human characters...

And the zombies

Now we all know that zombies are infact humans infected with a virus, so just how different are zombies and ordinary humans suposed to look? And for zombies to be ''too realistic'' implies that they look to much like REAL ZOMBIES.

Don't you find it a little strange that the ACB thinks L4D2 zombies look to much like real zombie? This obviously means that they know what real zombies look like! In our previous blog we revealed the government's diabolical plan to bring about the zombie apocolypse using the ''swine flu'' vaccine.

Now, we've lived in australia and let me tell you, the ausies are probably the people with the largest chance of surviving massive hordes of zombies!

Just trust us, we've been there and we know how good their chance of survival is

So how do they un-prepare them for the coming outbreak? The answer is frighteningly obvious people: force a game developer to make an altered (and just about broken) version of their almost finished zombie survival game to mislead and confuse the ausies!

When the Zombie horde rolls toward the poor Australians they will (having played the edited game) think thatZombies will simply disappear when attacked! Shed a tear for our Aussie pals, for they will not last long when the Zombie apocalypse comes.

We have still only scrached the surface of this conspiracy my friends, prepare yourselves for Whale Egg's first ever video in witch we take a look at anger studies we did to prove that killing stuff in video games help you relax, and we monitor satisfaction levels of people playing both versions of Left 4 Dead 2 and more! It all comes together in Whale Egg: The Ultimate Truth!

Artical by Falex Peachly, !!**with help from the beautiful and awesomely talented Rofuzz Peachenstien.

The Swine Flu Over The Cuckoo's Nest

The Swine Flu, if you live on planet earth and are in possession of both a working pair of eyes and ears, you will have heard of it, thanks to the extreme efforts and scare tactics of the media, the government and the World Health Organisation.

Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid, be super duper afraid, Morons!!

But why? Why is it that a virus that is less dangerous and kills less people than the seasonal flu, which comes around each year without anyone mentioning it, is being hyped up more than Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, well beyond it's actual impact on the health of the people of the world?

What is their motivation?!

A little critical thinking will lead you to the hilarously obvious truth: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

It's no secret that the world's Elite wants to turn 75% of the world population into flesh eating Zombies! Now their diabolical scheme is all coming to fruition.

Above is a realistic representation of what an actual zombie outbreak will look like, it's just uncanny.

Why do they want to turn people into zombies, you ask? It's quite simple when you look at the facts. All grain production in the world is slowing in proportion to the population increase, it's no secret that the next great crisis for mankind will be widespread food shortages, and what do the Elite hate more than not having ridiculous amounts of expensive food for themselves? NOTHING!

Why oh why is there a bazzillion results when searching "Obama eating" on google images?!

It's also no secret that the main delicacy enjoyed by the rich and powerful, even more than caviar stuffed lobster boiled in champaigne is corn based savory snacks such as Cheezles, Rancheros and in particular Cheetos!

Just a couple of examples of the kind of sick shit these rich bastards get up to with their much coveted corn snacks. It's just sickening.

Corn crops are failing, the population is rising, do the math!

Well looky here, not great reading for those with a taste for corn based savory snacks!

So we know they want to kill us, how are they going to do it? Well it's quite simple really. They are using the AIDZ virus (for those of you living under a rock for the past 40 years AIDZ stands for Alive Infection Deadly Zombification). But as we all know the AIDZ virus can not travel by air, it must be aquired via blood, saliva or injection. So how do you make it so that you can inject 75% of the world with a deadly virus?

Simple, all you have to do is manufacture a highly contagous, natural looking flu variant, then use the media and World Health Organisation to convince everyone it will kill them and their children. We know this because it has been proven that Swine Flu strain contains traces of the Human, Bird and Swine Flu. Now it doesn't take a genius to figure out that the only way to create such a virus is by mating a human with a pig, while a parrot watches on. This can only occure in laboratory conditions: FACT!

So you've created a phony pandemic, you've terrorised the public, now you simply need to create a vaccine (AIDZ virus) that will "immunise" you against the so called "Swine Flu". When in fact the only thing it will immunise you against is not turning into a brain hungry member of the walking dead.

For people who don't know how to wash their hands, yes all four of them.

And if all that isn't enough evidence for you, try asking yourself this simple question: Why is it that the German Government and Army have ordered, and will be taking, a different type of "vaccine" to that of the general public? A vaccine that does not contain many of the chemicals and elements of the one for the general population? Simple, they will need the army to control the ravaging zombie hordes and the Government will be needed to enjoy all those delicious corn snacks!

An actual photo of the two (count 'em) types of Swine Flu vaccine, the blue one is safe for the Government and Army, the green one is so packed full of AIDZ I'm getting peckish for brain just looking at it!

And finally below you will find the last few entries of a diary written by Manuel Sanchez, a resercher at the Mexico Institute of Pharmacuticals who worked on the Swine Flu Vaccine. Notice how the final entry is dated the day before the first case of Swine Flu was reported, it's quite shocking:

March 5th 2009

At night, we played poker with. Scott the guard, Alias and Steve the research. Steve was the big winner, but I think he was cheating.

What a scumbag.

March 6th 2009

Today, a high ranking researcher asked me to take care of a new

monster. It looks like a gorilla withoutany skin. They told me to feed them live food. When I threw in a pig, they were playing with

it... tearing off the pig's legs and pulling out the guts before

they actually ate it.

March 7th 2009

Around 5 o'clock this morning, Scott came in and woke me up

suddenly. He was wearing a protective suit that looks like

a space suit. He told me to put one on as well. I heard there was an accident in the basement lab. It's no wonder, those researchers

never rest, even at night.

March 8th 2009

I've been wearing this annoying space suit since yesterday, my

skin grows musty and feels very itchy. By way of revenge, I didn't feed

those dogs today.Now I feel better.

March 9th 2009

I went to the medical room because my back is all swollen

and feels itchy. They put a big bandage on my

back and the doctor told me I did not need to wear the space

suit any more. I guess I can sleep well tonight.

March 10th 2009

When I woke up this morning, I found another blister on my foot.

It was annoying and I ended up dragging my foot as I went to

the dog's pen. They have been quiet since morning, which is

unusual. I found that some of them had escaped.

I'll be in real trouble if the higher-ups find out.

March 11th 2009

Even though I didn't feel well, I decided to go see Nancy.

It's my first day off in a long time but I was stopped by the

guard on the way out. They say the company has ordered

that no one leave the grounds. I can't even make a phone call.

What kind of joke is this?!

March 12th 2009

I heard a researcher who tried to escape from this mansion was

shot last night. My entire body feels burning and

itchy at night. When I was scratching the

swelling on my arms, a lump of rotten flesh dropped off.

What the hell is happening to me?

March 13, 2009

Fever gone but itchy.

Hungry and eat doggy food.

Itchy Itchy Scott came.

Ugly face so killed him.

Tasty.

4.

Itchy.

Tasty.

This diary was held back from the public for 6 months by Prof. Eugene Nix, the head of Baxter, the company masterminding the entire plot!

So when your turn comes to take your vaccine do what you can to turn it down, unless you live in Massachusetts where they are passing the "Health Emergency" bill which states you must take your vaccination or face 30 days in prison and a $1000 fine for each day you refuse to take it, it's true, look it up!

It's happening people! Grab whatever weapons you can, you could be decapitating your neighbors in the next few weeks!

ps. lawnmowers work good against the zombie menace!

Also were pretty sure this guy's got something to do with it all as well. He's clearly thinking about exterminating the population, just look at that evil smile!!

Blog by Rofuzz Peachenstien, with help from Falex Peachly.

The Shocking Truth About Pigeons

The common pigeon.

An ordinary pigeon?

We see them in town every day, we even feed them, but just how common are they? Did you know that there is no record what so ever of pigeons existing before world war 1?

WWI

Why is that you ask? Its simple, messages needed to be delivered across the battlefield without the enemy noticing.

So the americans invented the pigeon: a mechanical device made to look like a bird, pigeons were controled remotely from submarines, using this method allowed messages to be exchanged between outpost without suspicion. Then why are pigeons all over our cities now? The government need a way to watch us without people being aware of it and so they created the Pigeon:MK.2.

The final stages of a Pigeon MK.2

This model has infared cameras as eyes and can even take DNA samples from the bread that they are fed. This is the reason that pigeons are only ever stationed among large concentrations of people such as in towns and cities. P-MK2s are controled by a network of AIs and all the data they collect is fed directly to a secret government computer known only as The Core.

So what exactly is the core? All the data that the government have ever collected on the human race is stored here.

We've never actualy seen it but we think the core would look like something out of Tron.

If the core is activated it will beam all the information stored in it bazilions of miles across the universe to a tranciever becon located in a differant galaxy...

So why are they preparing to send information of the human race to another galaxy? And just what is this tranciever becon? Find out the shocking conclusions to this and Rofuzz's previous blog in Whale Egg's most mind blowing truth yet!

How many animals do you know that can live with a spike going through their brain?

And if your still not convinced ask yourself this simple question: why is it that Reuters, the news agency so famous for its claimed use of the pigeon for sending and receiving messages has excluded all references to the Bilderburg Group? When this elite group is well known to exist!!

Coming soon. Whale Egg: The Ultimate Truth. You will literaly be blown away!

Article by Falex.

Do Monkeys Really Exist? - The Shocking Truth

This may come as quite a shock, but monkeys do not exist. The truth of the monkey myth goes right to the top and is a conspiracy of the highest order, involving thousands of organisations and zoo's as well as millions of people.

You don't exist!

After Charles Darwin read the first English translation of The Vedas he began to formulate his theory of evolution.

He started with the smallest lifeforms and noticed, potentially at least, that if given time and the right environmental conditions evolution could occur leading to new and improved species more capable of surviving in the current climate and environment.

But when Darwin's theory was almost complete he ran into a brick wall: "Humans"

There was at the time nothing in the natural world that even closely resembled the human body or anatomy enough to make his theory plausable. The first draft of his groundbreaking book "Origins Of The Species" stated that Humans had descended/evolved from the Cocker Spaniel, a breed of the Canine family, as that was the best he could come up with at the time.

Adorable? Yes. Cute? Most definatly. Human like? No.

But in its current form his publisher refused to release the book because of its absurd assertions that people came from dogs.

So in a desperate attempt to have his book published Darwin invented an

animal close enough physically to Human's, this animal we now all know

as the "Monkey". Everyone knows about the missing link, and know it is

begining to emerge just how big that link really is!

Wow I'm a monkey? But wait, then why is there no proof scientific or otherwise to support the arguement?

Origins Of The Species took the Scientific world by storm, revolutionising

the way people thought about human history and it's origins. Darwins

theory of evolution became so integral to the sciences and society as a

whole that the lie was propogated, going to extreme lengths to keep it

alive.

A new animal began to appear in the zoo, people were fascinated to see

the "monkey" for the first time. But these Monkeys were in fact real people

dressed up in suits, acting in a way they imagined such a creature would

act if they were real. All monkeys in zoos to this day are people in suits!

Look familiar?

All monkeys on TV and film were originally made using actors in suits, or

on occasions where it was something an actor could not perform they

used clay animation. Today all screen monkeys are made using the finest

in computer graphics and robotics.

Early production on a computer generated monkey.

A series of films was comissioned and paid for by the scientific community

to enforce the evolution lie, the series was cynically titled

"Planet Of The Apes", when in fact there never were any apes on this or

any other panet!!

It's just so sick!

Plus all presenters and directors of nature documentaries are in on this

massive lie!!

Damn Dirty LIER!!!

Meanwhile Charles Darwin, wrought with guilt and shame at what he had done to distort history and science, wrote his second book "The Descent Of Man" in which he refuted and debunked all his theories relating to the evolution of man.

He states in the final chapter: "There never were an monkeys, we just done made the whole damned thing up to sell the book"

Poor Chuck D, just wanted to make a quick buck.

Needless to say the Scientific community does not recognise his later work stating simply that "We like his old stuff better than his new stuff".

Most modern science is based on this lie, everything from the study of biology to the production of drugs and medicine. Millions of dollars are given out each year to help find the "missing link", and millions of jobs depend on it.

The theory of evolution with it's "magical monkeys" is even taught in schools as if it has been proven as fact, which it has not!!

Next time you see a monkey in the zoo or on tv just remember, its either a guy in a suit or a robot.

Keep your eyes open people!!

NEXT TIME PREVIEW!

So if we didnt come from monkeys, where did we come from?! Every major government on the planet knows the truth! Find out where we came from and why your government wants you to think your a monkey! Next week on Whale Egg.

Article by Rofuzz Peachenstien.

Whale Eggs: The Shocking Truth

Whales, we've all seen them, on tv, at the beach, at a waterpark, but one of the most shocking facts about the whale is hidden under a veil of lies and deceit.

THE HUMPBACK WHALE.

Whales are suposedly mamals, however have you ever seen footage of a whale giving birth? No, infact no such footage even exist. The shocking truth that the government have kept hidden for so long is that whales lay eggs, why have they tried to conceal this fact? Its quite simple, whale eggs are secretly being fed to US marines to give them super human strength.

WHALE EGGS HAVE PLAYED A HUGE PART IN THE AFGHAN WAR.

In 2005 this photo of a whale's egg was taken by Conrad Spiracy, a 19 year old college student who dissapeared 3 weeks later

PHOTO BY CONRAD SPIRACY

Some people believe that Barak Obama himself eats whale eggs, in a recent speech he mentioned a "whale omlet"

BARAK OBAMA SHORTLY AFTER A BREAKFAST WHICH MAY HAVE INCLUDED WHALE OMLET

this part of the speech was of course edited out, but a friend of ours working in the US govenment was able to retrieve the uncensored version.

And that is the shocking truth about whales, don't forget to check the Whale Egg blog for more shocking conspiracies in the future!

Falex.

Traffic Lights - The Truth Is Out

Editor: Falex

Traffic lights, we see them every day, but are they really just lights that tell us to stop and go?

YOU'RE AVERAGE EVERYDAY TRAFFIC LIGHTS

Of course not, the truth is that the human brain can be triggered by certain colours, for example: red makes you hungry

IS MCDONALDS REALLY JUST A RESTAURANT?

amber makes you want to see a movie

SEEN ANY AMBER LIGHTS LATELY?

and green makes you buy Nike shoes

A PAIR OF BRAND NEW NIKE SHOES

Is it a coincidece? No, the government put traffic lights at every crossroads and pedestrian crossing in town to control us! Have you ever noticed how traffic lights near movie theatres turn amber more often? And why are they red when there are no cars or people crossing? Just look around for a second and you will find a Mcdonalds or a KFC! And just as the light turns green don't you always think "I've had these shoes for ages, better get new ones"? But the most shocking part is that they govenment are planing to bring in a new colour: purple! Purple has perhaps the most defastating effect on the human brain, it makes people kill themselves! Don't you always feel depressed when you see purple things? And have you noticed that its one of the least common colours in the world? Exposure to purple in small doses if perfectly fine but can you imagine the effect it would have if you saw it a every traffic light? And why do you think Obama makes his wife where purple all the time??

OBAMA AND HIS WIFE

And why are there purple Obama shirts??

THINK ITS JUST A NORMAL T-SHIRT? THINK AGAIN

And why do all politicians where purple ties???

ITS THEIR FAVORITE COLOUR

Its to control the population and supress the human race, WAKE UP PEOPLE!

Dont forget to check next tuesday for another shocking blog by Whale Egg.