Whale Eggs: The Shocking Truth

Whales, we've all seen them, on tv, at the beach, at a waterpark, but one of the most shocking facts about the whale is hidden under a veil of lies and deceit.

THE HUMPBACK WHALE.

Whales are suposedly mamals, however have you ever seen footage of a whale giving birth? No, infact no such footage even exist. The shocking truth that the government have kept hidden for so long is that whales lay eggs, why have they tried to conceal this fact? Its quite simple, whale eggs are secretly being fed to US marines to give them super human strength.

WHALE EGGS HAVE PLAYED A HUGE PART IN THE AFGHAN WAR.

In 2005 this photo of a whale's egg was taken by Conrad Spiracy, a 19 year old college student who dissapeared 3 weeks later

PHOTO BY CONRAD SPIRACY

Some people believe that Barak Obama himself eats whale eggs, in a recent speech he mentioned a "whale omlet"

BARAK OBAMA SHORTLY AFTER A BREAKFAST WHICH MAY HAVE INCLUDED WHALE OMLET

this part of the speech was of course edited out, but a friend of ours working in the US govenment was able to retrieve the uncensored version.

And that is the shocking truth about whales, don't forget to check the Whale Egg blog for more shocking conspiracies in the future!

Falex.