Traffic Lights - The Truth Is Out

Editor: Falex

Traffic lights, we see them every day, but are they really just lights that tell us to stop and go?

YOU'RE AVERAGE EVERYDAY TRAFFIC LIGHTS

Of course not, the truth is that the human brain can be triggered by certain colours, for example: red makes you hungry

IS MCDONALDS REALLY JUST A RESTAURANT?

amber makes you want to see a movie

SEEN ANY AMBER LIGHTS LATELY?

and green makes you buy Nike shoes

A PAIR OF BRAND NEW NIKE SHOES

Is it a coincidece? No, the government put traffic lights at every crossroads and pedestrian crossing in town to control us! Have you ever noticed how traffic lights near movie theatres turn amber more often? And why are they red when there are no cars or people crossing? Just look around for a second and you will find a Mcdonalds or a KFC! And just as the light turns green don't you always think "I've had these shoes for ages, better get new ones"? But the most shocking part is that they govenment are planing to bring in a new colour: purple! Purple has perhaps the most defastating effect on the human brain, it makes people kill themselves! Don't you always feel depressed when you see purple things? And have you noticed that its one of the least common colours in the world? Exposure to purple in small doses if perfectly fine but can you imagine the effect it would have if you saw it a every traffic light? And why do you think Obama makes his wife where purple all the time??

OBAMA AND HIS WIFE

And why are there purple Obama shirts??

THINK ITS JUST A NORMAL T-SHIRT? THINK AGAIN

And why do all politicians where purple ties???

ITS THEIR FAVORITE COLOUR

Its to control the population and supress the human race, WAKE UP PEOPLE!

Dont forget to check next tuesday for another shocking blog by Whale Egg.